Contents of a trunk...

This is the note I sent my friend the day I returned from picking up my personal items from my car...

I almost forgot the most hilarious part of my day! When I got to the salvage yard to get the stuff from my car. I almost died laughing when I started emptying it out. I don't know why I wasn't arrested for the contents alone:
1. Leather gloves
2. Stocking hat, full face
3. Leather jacket
4. Leather pants
5. Stolen chain
6. Stolen lock
7. Bolt cutters
8. Shovel
9. Rope, long enough to hang someone...I only wish I had a noose on the end, it would have too good!
10. Tools
11. Knives
12. Two pair of boots, various sizes that could not be traced to me...
So...what do think? Do you think they thought I was crazy? I certainly hope so...Well, I just got back in from walking five miles! it felt too good, I didn't want to stop after three...I have no aches or pains now. Of course if i bump my hip or broken toe, yikes it smarts! Aside from that I would never know I had been in a near fatal crash. The state trooper should have been more concerned about this shit instead of wasting his time on a couple of Xananys...